SMOKE MONSTER VIDEO...

Dear Jack...

I wish you would have hung yourself like me.

Okay, so all I have been reading about is how great this season has been. "A" ratings, Superb Season, etc, etc, etc... Is there anyone else out there that can't stand this season? This show has gone from OMG, I hate this show to OMG, I can't f*&$ing stand watching this crap. And I had to watch the entire show this week because I didn't have control of the Tivo remote. I can usually watch the show in about 11 minutes, but not this past week.

So, here we go...let's go back to the island again. I swear this giant pendulum will show us the way... come on... jesus. Sawyer and Jin's Bromance is cute. Poor Jin, finally learning/speaking english and then everyone is speaking French. HA!

Oh, wait. I cracked up this week. I found out that last weeks Entertainment Weekly was featuring Lost and our subscription just started up again...this week! HaHa...Sorry hun.

Anyhow, back to the stupid craziness... Kate gives the baby away, Ben talks Locke into hanging himself, Desmond is a retard and wants to go back too, only to find out that Penny will die (WHAT?), Sun daughter is alive? (someone please put Sun out of her own misery). When does Mr. Eko come back?

So, another week, another hour of this stupid crap and more unanswered questions.

I hope the Munsta lets everyone keep their arms this week.

I really can't wait for the next show! No Frank, we're not going to Guam!

http://longlivelocke.blogspot.com/

Seriously, do you want to see the craziest Locke/Lost fan in the world? Check out this blog...http://longlivelocke.blogspot.com/ this about how much time it takes Erika to post this each week.

Really, Erika?

this week's episode...

just when you thought the "munsta" was gone. Really? I mean come on, Really?

"really, I'm OK! I just lost my arm, but I'm OK. Come and help me!"

You know what would make a really good show? Mr. Linus controlling the Italian Mob, married to both Kate and Juliet (who would both still dress like they do on the island...dirty), and Sayid..running around killing people (Jack first). Now, there is a show I would love to watch. Hey J.J., Call me!

I digress. Locke, thanks for fixig the axis. oh, and wow! Thank you Desmond for coming out of the dark like the Black Sox came out of the outfield to meet Ray the farmer. You should go home to be with your hot woman!

Can't wait for next week. Until then...Oh jeez...I need a tissue, damn!

Previously on Lost...

Welcome to the I HATE LOST blog...

I have to say that I really needed to get this blog up and get my feelings out about this show. I'll try to be PC about what I say, b/c I don't want to get beaten down by my wife ("#1 LOST FAN"), but there are things about this show that really bother me and I feel like this may be the only way I can get them out.
1. F%*k this Show! (there...I said it)
2. I really can't believe that so many people watch this stupid show (including me...I'll explain later).
3. I watch about 40 hours of TV/week and I have to say that this hour is the one that I dread the most.
4. I have seen every episode of LOST.
5. I have hated every single episode of LOST.
6. I love my TIVO.
7. I am no longer allowed to watch this show with my lovely wife.

So, there's the groundwork... When I first pitched this blog idea to my brother...he told me that I must have a love/hate relationship with the show. Well, I totally disagree...it's all HATE. I normally don't use the word hate (I did use it last week when my dog tripped me as I tumbled down 10 stairs), but this show brings the worst out in me.

I have been watching this show with the idea that something...anything would come to closure, and I think that is why I still watch...I'm just hoping that some of these answers from season 1 will still be answered. I know...I know...I've heard it before..."there have been answers" or "why do you think they haven't finished anything" or "OMG, I can't wait to see where that story takes me"...Please people...Seriously!!! The first of many videos that I posted is exactly what I mean, WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

Anyhow, I'm already exhausted (and I still have to watch this weeks episode of LOST!!!)

Stay tuned for WHAT'S next (no pun intended)...

This is hilarious, WHAT?...

This basically sums up my view on this show.